Wednesday, October 11, 2006
A logical solution
have u ever wondered abt ppl who say that they are giving more than 100%? What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
well, i've come up with a solution that defines 100%.
let's use a mathematical formula.
let
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
be represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
hence,
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
but,look..
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, 1 can conclude with mathematical certainty tat while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, but in the end.. its the ATTITUTE, the BULLSHIT and the ASS KISSING that will pull u over the top. :D
ok, boredom is cured. lol.
anw, tmr is my last paper.. which is maths.. :(
really hate that subject.. i c no use in learning it.. its not like we are going to use algrebra in the future. :(
anw, since its my last paper, i shall give it my best shot!! :D
*eyes gleaming with determination*
YES! i can do it!
im gonna just fail it and get it over with!!! :D
{you are my light}